So apparently Woody Harrelson, who was recently filming Zombieland here in the Atlanta area, attacked a paparazzo and then claimed it was because he thought the guy was a zombie. For the full story you can visit Newsweek or CNN’s account of what happened.
*PALM TO FACE*
First of all, I was on the set of Zombieland, the zombies are not that realistic. Secondly, IN NO WAY is this an acceptable excuse for attacking someone. Neither is being incredibly stoned, which Harrelson no doubt was. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that Harrelson has reported anger management issues.
Look, I am the first one to say that if I for one second thought someone was really a zombie, I would beat the crap out of them. I know the zombie apocolypse is coming, I KNOW IT. But for the record, a guy who is putting a camera in your face, pretty obviously NOT a zombie. Come on Woody, smoke some pot, eat some organic food, and chill out. On second thought, smoke a little less pot, maybe then you won’t say stupid crap like this to the media.
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I honestly cannot wait for the Zombie Apocalypse…I’m practically giddy with excitement at the thought of it.
But really? Paparazzi are worse than zombies. And faster. If we had a paparazzi apocalypse I’d try to find a way to become a zombie.